Naughty Cat!

So, I have a cat. And he just loves fabric. Whenever a piece of fabric is lying around, there is one naughty cat who loves to go to sleep on it and leave a lot of awfully white hair behind!
So you can understand that when I passed by my fabric cupboard and saw this:

I was very upset! I knew something bad had happened and indeed it had! I opened the doors of my cupboard and behold! I saw this:

The problem is that the cat is way too cute.

But I threw him out nonetheless:

And now my cupboard is locked. Very thoroughly. With a piece of paper.